Forgot to Top Up (My Way - the Singaporean Version)

And now, gantry is near
And so I face the ERP Gantry
My friend, I'll say it clear
my cashcard's nil, of which I'm certain
My cashcard always been full
I traveled each and ev'ry highway
And go past many gantry, I forgot top up!

Regrets, I've had now
But then again, too late to mention
I did what I had to do and mark all ERP on my map
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the highway
And siao, wo si bay sway, I orgot top up

Yes, IU beep few times, I'm sure you knew
When those beeps sounded non stop
But through it all, my cashcard zero
summon letter is generated and send it out
I faced it all and I pay fine but still forgot topup!

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way,
"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I forgot to top up"

For what is a man, what has he got?
it's not warning, it's 30 dollars summon
To forgot to to top it up and no money in the cashcard
The record shows "insuffient funds" and forgot to topup!


PS: For the record, the fine never arrive.