Recently On My Flight Back Home.....

Steward: "Good afternoon Mdm, would you like the fish with potatoes or chicken with rice?"

Elderly Old English Lady: "Fish with potatoes."

Steward: "Would you like some wine or drink or coffee or tea to go along with it?"

Elderly Old English Lady: "Red wine please."

Steward: "You seemed underage for alcohol, Mdm."

Elderly Old English Lady: "Really? Is this a one liner?"

Steward: "I was just commenting that your skin is very youthful looking for your age."

Elderly Old English Lady smiled.

Turning to me, steward: "How about you, Sir?"

Me: "Fish with potatoes."

Steward: "Drink Sir?"

Me: "White wine."

(Steward served me)

Turning to Elderly Old English Lady, me: "I think I look older than you for all my 30 years. "

Elderly Old English Lady: "I'm 60 and under age for a drink."

Elderly Old English Lady and me had a good laugh.